Nov 03
That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.
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Nov 03
That funny moment where you do something silly with your friends: →
And instead of being embarrassed or telling you to stop, they join in like:
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Nov 03
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive.
“Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!”
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Nov 03
So if guns kill people, I suppose pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.
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Nov 03
“I can make your bed rock, girl!”
Uhm no you can’t. I have a Tempurpedic.
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